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charlesoberonn:

This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.

Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”

ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m

can we have some context to this, perhaps?

Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.

Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.

That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.

(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)

just fucking read it

http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Flintstones

There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me

This is just as wild with the context

Some of my favorite moments in the series

From the foreword to 2021 print of the comic.

From the foreword to

2021

print of the comic.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

quadriviummuse:

runcibility:

moringmark:

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

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pmpkn:

Gameboy peripheral PediSedate was designed for dentists and dosed kids with nitrous oxide as they played games.

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

Do you know about the fish finding sonar?

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

sepulchritude:

atouchhereandthere:

tidy wires are less of a fire hazard =)

Peer reviewed tag from @queerkhazad

hera-the-wizard:

unkillablemonsterqueen:

This too is yuri

diversity win! these birds that hate eachother are transgender

heartwarminganimals:

I have just found out that, like leopards, servals can also be born black.

Look at this beautiful baby

toonyballoony:

our discord unanimously agreed that ratatouille is a mecha and I cried laughing after making this joke

onlinebeast:

catfindr:

You probably thought today was a normal Thursday. Nooooope. Big Papa Huge Time actually.

(Source: petfinder.com)